Death by Miss Adventure
Music & lyrics Marc Little 2010
As performed by The Watermen

Was a Friday night at the Tin Roof
Billy Ray was scopin' the landscape
When a five foot ten bottle blond tanned
Sat herself down on the barstool

Now Billy was the type
He knew he was cool started sorting throw the files of pick up lines
Like a deer, deer in headlights

He should have cried wolf in high fashioned clothes
In a skinny black dress and Versace coat
She turned into what would be the death of him

It was death by Miss Adventure
Calling all cars call 911 it's an A.P.B.
He's dead on the scene
It was death by Miss Adventure
Those high heal shoes and the blouse undone
It was a D.O.A she was a smokin' gun
It was death by Miss Adventure

Well before he even knew it he was hooked
Then the killer had him right where she wanted
Billy Ray got up & started to stagger
As she dragged the boy out on the dance floor

Yea the room started spinnin, things were just beginin'
Some guy got up, she forgot to introduce Billy to

He should have cried wolf in high fashioned clothes
In a skinny black dress and Versace coat
She turned into what would be the death of him

It was death by Miss Adventure
Calling all cars call 911 it's an A.P.B.
He's dead on the scene
It was death by Miss Adventure
Those high heal shoes and the blouse undone
It was a D.O.A she was a smokin' gun
It was death by Miss Adventure

Yea Billy went down hard...