I always thought I knew enough
 I didn't want to learn this stuff
 I didn't ever want to be that tough
 But love was just implied
 And everything else died
 This class has now begun
 In Murder 101

 You can learn it in the first degree
 You could even make yourself believe
 That you'll never even think of me
 When you're packing up your things to leave
 Now my intuition failed
 I can't graduate unskilled
 They don't excuse the young
 This is Murder 101

 Find yourself another heart that needs a rest
 Tie a hook onto a single thread
 Drop it down beneath the chest
 There's the first part of this test
 They'll grade you on a curve
 They're including everyone
 No matter what you've heard
 You know this class has now begun
 Drop out before they come
 To Murder one by one

 Just look what we've done
 In Murder 101

 Just look what we've done
 In Murder 101

 Just look what we've done
 This is Murder 101

 Just look what we've done
 To Murder one by one