The Violent Husbands
The Violent Husbands - Grandmother lyrics
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I never said I loved you, never made a move I just wanna get down with your grandmother Well folks to you it may sound strange but I gotta tell you it’s allready arranged I never said I loved you, never made a move I just wanna get down with your grandmother I remember kinda well, it was on a Friday evening I was watching television with you and your grandmother She started coming closer to me I started sweating from the nostrils I never said I loved you, never made a move I just wanna get down with your grandmother I want a girl that has been in world war II Well baby, you know I like you That’s why I’m talking to you closely I just don’t like you as much as your grandmother So why don’t you introduce me I don’t want to talk about the latest disco I just wanna have a waffle and a nice cup of coffee And then I wanna talk with your grandmother about that German invasion Take me to your grandma’s house Let me really get to know her Take me to your grandma’s house Grandpa looking over my shoulder But I don’t want to take her out I just wanna take her in I never said I loved you, never made a move I just wanna get down with your grandmother You know them young girls parading down the street thinking they look sexy and thinking they is neat Well I gotta tell you right now people being young is not really an achievement I never said I loved you, never made a move I just wanna get down with your grandmother Listen up people, I’m gonna tell you something about my girl (yeah tell ‘em something about your girl) Not only is she sweet, sexy, intelligent, experienced She's lovely and charming, and uh, aah, ooh, and 82 but most of all my girl is: Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the behind Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the inside