Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call

I'll see you on Sunday

Good-bye, I love you.

But, 

if this is you, 

you can suck my tick!

if it's my boss, 

fudge you! I quit!

Anyone else, 

you can do the same 

don't leave a message, 

unless you're viking lame!