(Spooner) 

Copyright 1975 Pseudo Songs 



Was it Jimmy's fault on your first date 

you promised Mom you wouldn't be home late 

At the drive-in you climbed in the back 

Skipped the movies and forgot the snack 

Petting heavy didn't bother you 

Your eighth grade teacher showed you what to do 

Failed your English and Biology 

But you learned the facts of life from A to Z 



Boy Crazy, from town to town 

Boy Crazy, the rumor went around 

Boy Crazy, from town to town 

Forgot all the names 

They're all the same 

Forgot all the names 



Jimmy told Bobby 'bout your transgressions 

And you told the priest in your confession 

And he told ya God would get ya someday 

But you were to quick, and ya moved on Monday 



Another waitress with an I.U.D. 

Went to the clinic, where you got it free 

There's something missing, but you don't know what 

Someone should tell ya, I'd rather not 



Boy Crazy, from town to town 

Boy Crazy, the rumor went around 

Boy Crazy, from town to town 

Forgot all the names 

They're all the same 

Forgot all the names