No, I ain't never lift a shovel
In my entire life
In my entire life
In my entire life
I never lift a shovel
In my entire life
And that's a rule
And that's a rule of mine

Singin' tura lura laddy
As I waste the day away
As I waste the day away
Waste the day away
tura lura laddy
As I waste the day away
And that's a rule
And that's a rule of mine

BOOZER.
HOOKERS.
AYE SIR.

My dad says I'm a bender
But it doesn't bother me
No, it doesn't bother me
Ah, no more it doesn't bother me
I know my mama hates me
And no more it bothers me
And that's a rule
And that's a rule of mine

Singin' tura lura laddy
As I waste the day away
Waste the day away
tura lura laddy
As I waste the day away
And that's a rule
And that's a rule of mine

BOOZER.
HOOKERS.
AYE SIR.

Well, I'll go off and get real famous
Just like my brother Seamus
The people I got to see
'cause the world is at my feet
I don't need you assholes standing
Standing in my way
For I'll get drunk and probably knock you down
Yeah...

Singin' tura lura laddy
As I waste the day away
As I waste the day away
Waste the day away
tura lura laddy
As I waste the day away
And that's a rule
And that's a rule of mine

BOOZER.
HOOKERS.
AYE SIR.