We get ourselves in situations I don't understand 
That always leads to confrontations getting out of hand 
It always ends in recriminations what is it all said 
Look here baby for your information coming round the 
bend 

Tuesday is a day I don't like much 
Stay out of trouble go down to the pub 
Sittin in the bruiser for an hour or two 
Sippin my Guinness without you 
But down you come with your Nag! Nag! Nag! 
Bend my ear put the monkey on my back 
I get myself inebriate what more can I do! 

Give you my heart 
But you just don't care 
Stare right through me 
Like I'm not even there 
Twist my ears and pull my hair 
Tell me my ideas are up in the air 

Do I like it? 
No I don't! 
It's just another chicken but I stick it in my throat 
Will you stop it? 
No I won't! 

You love to drive me crazy! 

Stay out of trouble go down to the pub 
Sittin in the bruiser for an hour or two 
Sippin my Guinness without you 
But down you come with your Nag! Nag! Nag! 
Bend my ear put the monkey on my back 
I get myself inebriate what more can I do! 

We get ourselves in situations I don't understand 
That always leads to confrontations getting out of hand 
It always ends in recriminations what is it all said 
Look here baby for your information coming round the 
bend 

Give you my heart 
But you just don't care 
Stare right through me 
Like I'm not even there 
Twist my ears and pull my hair 
Tell me my ideas are up in the air 

Do I like it? 
No I don't! 
It's just another chicken but I stick it in my throat 
Will you stop it? 
No I won't! 

You love to drive me crazy! 
Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Crazy! Yeah aha ha ha aaah...