"Whose side are you on?"

Said the spider to the bird

"Do we creep up on him as he sleeps

And string him up in my web?

Or do we swoop down and blast him

With your black and white slime bomb?

Trouble is I can't fly.

And my seventh leg is there to keep me symetrical."

And the surley bird opened his big beak and swallowed the spider whole

Seventh leg included.

He was a bird-eating spider in disguise

What a surprise