Hey!...
Do you remember the time I tied your shoelaces together
and you tripped over and fell flat on your face and how we all laughed?
Ha-ha-hey!

[chorus 1:]
 I don't believe in doing things by halves,
 people think I'm crazy, but I'm really daft
 I'll do anything to get a laugh
 daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker.  whoo-ooh!

I'll pull your leg if you pull mine
I'll laugh at your jokes if you laugh at mine
Ha-ha-ha...

[chorus 2:]
 I do believe in my bag of tricks
 I'll do anything to get my kicks
 Everybody in laughing fits
 daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker

nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh
come on now, join in, come on
nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh

I'll scratch your back if you scratch back
I'll climb your tree if you climb mine
Ha-ha-ha...
Hey-hey!  ok whose the wise guy?
I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker
I'm just a practical kind of joker, regular bloke yeah
Ha-ha-ha... whoo-ooh
Hey killjoy!
Do you remember the time your cigarette stuck in the gap
in your front teeth and I put it out
with the fire extinguisher and a cup of hot coffee?
Hey-hey! come on now

nin-nin-nin... whoo-ooh
daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker
daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker