Limousines, oranges
Stars, moons
Submarines, jeeps
Glaciers, cars
Caterpillars, even grapes

It's none of my business
But you have to eat
Your appetite is appalling

Eat, eat, eat the menu
Have, have, have some salad
Eat, eat, eat the menu
Bite, bite, bite an apple
Eat, eat, eat the menu
Suck, suck, suck an orange
Eat, eat, eat the menu
Taste, taste, taste the pate

I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

I've got to eat something
Otherwise I'll just die
But the choice is too great
I can't decide what to eat
I'll possibly just eat the menu?

How would you like strawberry juice?
Or lemon red sea perch?
Eat, eat, eat the menu
Bite, bite, bite the kiwi
Eat, eat, eat, the menu
Have, have, have some chicken

I'm just a maid, but yes to food is yes to life

The waiter came with the menu
And said here you go
I said thank you but
The choice is too great
Why can't I be a cod
In the depths of the ocean
And just eat small fish
The cod has such simple taste
But I've got all the choice

Bite, bite, bite an apple
Eat, eat, eat the menu

Limousines, oranges
Stars, moons
Submarines, jeeps
Glaciers, cars
Even caterpillars

Oh, you vague costomer
You'll have to look somewhere else
You have to find something to eat

Eat, eat, eat the menu
No! eat, eat, eat the moment
Eat, eat, eat the menu
Eat, eat, eat the feeling

Eat, eat, eat the menu
Eat, eat, eat the feeling
Eat, eat, eat the person
Eat, eat, eat the rockband

I won't complain but...