Yeah safe man, you ok? 

Just calling to ensure you got back in 

Hope you coped yesterday, cos I felt well damn grim 

But yeah in the air on the plane my stomach was turning 

Man I was hanging 

head-to-sted on the headrest in pain 

Prayed away all my bad sins 

Lost count of the plain chardonnays before the fourth or maybe the fifth 

In future I need to abstain 

If only id had a bit of discipline 

But worth every bit of spare change 

Pure clowning down to the last drink 



(Hang on let me slam the door mate; just pause that thought for a bit) 



Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 



I've been pacing the place well paralysed since I got back in with my bags though 

Yeah I'm too aware that last night was way mad slack 

I know 

Carried in a gang I lost sight of Simone 

On her own back at home 

Distracted from the fact it weren't right 

could have raised up the hand but no 

Simone was moaning and that about me playing away on this holiday 

She was watching the box at her dad's house 

there, preparing spliffs away 

As I'm smacking glasses down at George Bests best session rate 



(Can you hear me? Na sorry mate your fuzzy mate I can't hear ya) 



Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 



(I lost you for a minute yeah yeah I can hear you now) 



See I mean that the true thing though I suppose I chose myself to allow 

I was weak and stupid but as far as I viewed anyhow 

She couldn't have been it for me, the only girl id ever go out with 



I didn't want to waste my youth in a girl's house to the sound of spliffs 

And when she got in a mood with me in that text about that thing 

I just switched off the phone when she started shouting 

Coming to a conclusion I couldn't be bothered with anymore rowing 



Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 



(Nah nah nah) 



And then after shots made me lose the plot 

It all got a bit bizarre 

And that incident with the ice cream I forgot, it all ended in our vodka 

What I can remembers a blotch 

I got a fat bruise on my arm 

She weren't even much too hot but she totally mugged me up like rah 

She knew exactly what she was doing and it all went a bit too far 

She was with that bloke in the white top in McDonalds car park 

And then she let me chat her up later on in that lovely little bar 



(Hello? Ahh fucking phones man) 



Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 



(Yeah I think we got cut off, yeah I got crap reception in my house.

I have to stand in a certain spot in my kitchen or it cuts out) 



Yeah you know I was potty to even let myself allow it 

I would if I could just swap what happened then for right now 

And if she ever found out how far it got it would be more than just a row 

This whole thing just got on top but its her that I want, no doubt 

So in a way its helped me doing wrong 

I know I've fucked up now 

This is where that dodgy shit stops 

She's just gotta not find out 



Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat 



Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that 

Coz yeah it felt like we were through though 

But I could've ruined it, I'm such a twat