Excuse me girl

I know it's a bit embarrassing but

I just noticed some tan lines

On your shirt



See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,

Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.

That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,

Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.



But there's just one little thing that really really,

Really really annoying me about you you see,

Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit

But my gosh don't you just know it



I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it



So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard,

I was waiting in the queue looking at the board

Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips

Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford

When I noticed out the corner of my eye

Looking toward my direction

Your eyes locked onto my course

I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order,

Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for YEAH



I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit but my gosh don't you know it



Whoa! Leave it out

Are you smoking crack or something?

Leave it Out

Mike just leave it just leave it

We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment

S'not worth it mike, just leave it

Don't Touch Me, S'not Worth It

Don't Touch Me, D, Look I'm Alright

Don't Touch me



For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if?

Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit

Snaring you as you were standing there opposite

Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing

Was clocking onto you too yeah I had to admit

That yeah yeah you are fit,

And yeah I do want it,

But I stop sharking for a minute to get chips and drinks



I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it



Now, I bashed my head hard earlier choosing a brew.

But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue.

I didn't want to bowl over all geezer and rude,

Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth,

You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you,

But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, but you are really rude,

And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued,

But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you!



I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it



Oy, just as you started to make your big advance



With the milkshake and that little donut in hand

I was like nah, I can't, even though you look grand

But you look sharp there smiling hard suggesting and

Gleaming away with your hearty hearty looking tan

But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan

You walked towards my path but just brushed right past

And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man



I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it



What do I give a fuck.. I've got a girlfirend anyway

(whoa, we've all had a drink mate)

We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play

I got this stella I bombed from that last café

This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay



I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say

I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display

But this is just another case of female stopping play

On otherwise a total result of a holiday



I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it





Ha ha huh huh huh

You're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

I think I'm going to fall over

I think I'm going to fall

Fucking hell