Me and Rex took the car, ha, ha, stay home, stay
We're gonna run over all the neighborhood cats
'Cause they tease us from the other side of the fence
We're gonna go in the swamp and you can't hose us off

Dog dreams, dog dreams
Please don't wake us up

No bad dog, no stay
No basement, no way
No choke chain, no dry food
No fetch game, no, no, no

No bad dog, no stay
No basement, no way
No choke chain, no dry food
No sit, lie down, roll over, shame

Me and Rex took the car, ha, ha, stay home, stay
We're gonna go through everyone's garbage
Have the dinners we deserve
We're gonna find some great smelling bitches
And see if they meant what they said from the end of the leash

Dog dreams, dog dreams
Please don't hose us off

No bad dog, no stay
No basement, no way
No choke chain, no dry food
No fetch game, no, no, no

No bad dog, no stay
No basement, no way
No choke chain, no dry food
No sit, lie down, roll over, shame

No bad dog, no stay
No basement, no way
No choke chain, no dry food
No fetch game, no, no, no

No bad dog, no stay
No basement, no way
No choke chain, no dry food
No sit, lie down, roll over, shame

Bad dog, bad dog
Bad dog, bad dog
Bad dog, bad dog
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