I would rather be Percy, rather than me

I wanna be Percy

I would rather be Percy, rather than me



Percy's got more money, more money than me

I wish I could be Percy

I would rather be Percy rather than me...Rather than me...



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We wanna be, wanna be wanna be

We all wanna be you

We all wanna be, wanna be wanna be

Percy we wanna be you



Percy says that he's no more lucky than me

How can he be serious

Percy is more lucky, more lucky than me



Percy's got more girlies, more girlies than me

I'm full o'jealousy

He could spare a girlie, one girlie for me...girlie for me...



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He wins when he bets on the bandit,

He spends all night in the bingo hall

He's lucky in the bookies, & you'll always hear him call...house



[Chorus]...Percy we wanna be..you