I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night

could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?

A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?

I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild



Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me

But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony

She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"

But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly



[Chorus:]

My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom

My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee

My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath

After me, mentally deranged!



I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars

She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!

She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence

I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me



My wife's an psychopath...[guitar bit]



Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...



[Fade]