T was only yesterday that we arrived in Palma

Ever since then our love life has been a farce

Pursued and wooed by that

sun tanned Majorca charmer

Now she thinks the sun shines

out his spanish arse



Of course I knew that somebody was

bound to meet her

but tell me why did she have to pick Charles Atlas

Is it just because coz he calls her Senorita

or did the bast ard teach her grasias?



I've had enough, I've had enough o'Magaluf,

I've had enough ooo Me Too

I know, I know

To stick around, to stick around to stick around

would make me blue

Too blue

I've had enough o Magaluf, enough o'Megaluf and you AAOO



Now everytime he walked by the swimming pool

She stared at me and said why can't I look like that

Ih what a sucker, a skinny fool,

as she sat pining for that Spanish prat.



[Guitar Time]



Morning night and afternoon

She'd nick off down the blue lagoon

She was with that brionze baboon again.



Now I could see them neckin' on from the balcony

I've been a mug, I might o'know, the scheming skunks

Theres nuthin' goin' on she's conned me

Coz she had her hands inside his swimmin' trunks



I've had enough...