He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak

He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac

He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those

squarest tassers in the street, n' everbodys knows



It's...

DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOININSANIA

I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA

DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOTT A BE BRAINIA

BUT WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE

COZ IT'S ALL

DORKAMANIA



In Ornathology, hes got a PHD

He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree

Grand world class chess champions,

the wally worships these

He's a bore, I've said before, AND WE ALL AGREE



It's... dorkamania



He's absurd, there ain't a bird I've heard

that he can pull

They say he's facinatin' till they date him,

then they hate him

We've never met a bloke so dull.



So the silly sad get's surfin' on the internet

Hes out to find Arsehole mate, He's found nobody yet

is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?

I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal



It's

Dorkamania