Davey's life has changed dramatically, now

We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see

Jack the Lad, but he's lost his credibility now

He's took the plunge now he lives in misery



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DAVEYYYYYYYYY  Had no choice when the vicar's voice put him on the spot

DAVEYYYYYYYYY  Davey's got hitched, Davey's been stitched up, Dave's a clot



Davey's not the Davey that I knew, now

He stays at home with the Mrs, & he never goes out

Davey does what she tells him to do, now

SHE'S A BAG that nags, it's about time he gave her a clout

[Chorus]...

[Guitar Bit]



Davey's anniversary is due now

His face is as long as the river Nile

Davey will not admit that it's true, now

He's been cheesed off since he walked up the aisle

[Chorus]