He tells me, we're happy, he could never guess

While he's at work, she's an adulteress



[Guitar Bit]

She's a bored, bored housewife - in the cul-de-sac

" " " - she's a nymphomaniac

" " " - a filthy (? Sex factory ?)



It don't hurt, to have a (? Flirt ?)

But she's a (? jezebugger ?)

She's a randy swine who swears

"I don't have clandestine affairs" I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored!

He's a pratt, we know that - his missus



[Chorus]