With a carapace shell and her black lace thighs
I don't know why she never gets anywhere with you

Lucky the Pig is out on a limb
He's looking for someone to investigate him
I don't know why he never gets anywhere with you

Here I am again, it's no surprise
Locked in orbit round the Queen of Eyes
All I ever got from her was lies

In this horrible age of abuse and decay
It's good to know that somebody is looking okay
I don't know why she never gets anywhere with you

Blinking on and off it's the Queen of Eyes
With a carrot based shell and her black lace thighs
I don't know why she never gets anywhere
I don't know why she never gets anywhere
I don't know why she never gets anywhere with you