I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
     because you're evil
     and you lie
     and if you should die
     I may feel slightly sad
     (but I won't cry)
     Loved and lost
     and some may say
     when usually its Nothing
     surely you're happy
     it should be this way?
     I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
     and: "May the lines sag heavy
     and deep tonight XXX"
     I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
     I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
     because you're evil
     and you lie
     and if you should die
     I may feel slightly sad
     (But I won't cry)
     Loved and lost
     some people say
     when usually its Nothing
     surely you're happy
     it should be this way?
     I said "No"
     and then I shot myself
     so, drink, drink, drink
     and be ill tonight
     from the one you left behind
     from the one you left behind
     from the one you left behind
     from the one you left behind