Lisa]   If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet, and never bitter
Help us with maths and book reports
[Bart]   Might I add, eat my shorts
[Lisa]   Bart!
[Bart]   Just cuttin' through the treacle
[Lisa]   If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
[Bart]   Let me get away with moider

[Homer]   Might I add, no fat chicks!
[Marge] Homer!
[Lisa]   The nanny we want is kindly and sage
[Homer]   And one who will work for minimum wage
[Lisa]   Hurry, nanny, things are grim -
[Grampa]   - I'll do it!
[Bart & Lisa]   Anyone but him!