What do we do?
 Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style!
 Both: [singing]
 Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town:
 The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down.
 The stray dogs go to the animal pound,
 Bart: Springfield, Springfield!
 Milhouse: Springfield, Springfield!
 Sailor: New York, New York!
 Bart: New York is that-a-way, man!
 Sailor: Thanks, kid!
 Both: [singing] It's a hell of a...toooown