Put you down in the trunk of my car

I'll get in the driver's seat

Crank up the tunes!

Crank up the tunes!

And roll all the windows

Down down down down.



Take you down to the river to-day

Take off your pants.

Pull your pants down.

Tie you up to a hydro-pole.

Tie you up to a hydro-pole.



And cover you in peanut butter

Bees swarm around your pretty little head.

Sting!Sting!Sting!

Sting!Sting!Sting!



Take off your pants!

Pull down your pants!

Ankles showing

Breeze is blowing

Wade into the water.

Wade into the water.



Father Larry is there

He's in his underwear

Pushing your head underwater

What goes on under there?

Father Larry is there

What goes on under there?