Pancakes are cool
Pancakes are rad
Unless you are colby jack
And think they are bad
Then you are lame
Totally off your chain
I'll shove these pancakes into your brain

I don't think they're bad
You misunderstood me
I don't really prefer them while I'm sipping on my tea

Hey dude
MC Lars is on the warped tour!
Congratulations!
Dude
No one says congratulations
Sorry about that
Where were we?

They seem kinda lame with the syrup on top
What am I?
A donut loving cop?

Donuts?
Yeah
I like donuts

Pancakes
You eat em while you're cheating on your pancake exam
Pancakes
You eat em while you're fucking with uncle sam
That's a wrap