[Applause.]
[ANNOUNCER:] Welcome back to Saturday Night Live!
And now, as a special treat on our first show,
musical guest Andy Kaufman!
[Applause. A record begins to play.]
Mister Trouble never hangs around
When he hears this Mighty sound:
"Here I come to save the day!"
That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!
Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
Mighty Mouse will join the fight
On the sea or on the land
He gets the situation well in hand
So though we are in danger
We never despair
'Cause we know that where there's danger
He is there!

He is there! On the land! On the sea! In the air!
We're not worryin' at all
We're just listenin' for his call:
"Here I come to save the day!"
That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!
[GEORGE:] You know, you show a lot of promise, and, um,
my concern is that I don't know where to
book you. Uh, you're not a stand-up, and, uh,
your act doesn't exactly translate itself
to films, so ... so help me! Where do you
see yourself?
[ANDY:] Well, I've always wanted to play Carnegie Hall.
[GEORGE:] Ha! Hee! You're insane!
But you might also be brilliant.