Don't look at me, he's screaming

You have the nicest body I've ever seen

I'm not a fag, he keeps pretending

Well, you should be, I'm laughing


I'm walking, my eyes are looking for more

Intimidation, you're stuck to the floor

Buy me a beer and I'll follow you home

We are not sick, you are just blind and dumb


Call him whenever your wife is not home

Rent a movie with no stories and no girls

Your closet is full of cute little monsters

But in the dressing you were ready to kill them

Your closet is full of cute little monsters

But in the dressing you were ready to kill them


Do you really enjoy Canadian Tire?

After 12 years, an orgasm could help her

Baseball, engines and strippers

Cross your giners

Baseball, engines and strippers

Maybe they don't notice

Maybe they do