I`m a fleabit peanut monkey 
All my friends are junkies 
That`s not really true 

I`m a cold Italian pizza 
I could use a lemon squeezer 
What you do? 

But I`ve been bit and I`ve been tossed around 
By every she-rat in this town 
Have you, babe? 

Well, I am just a monkey man 
I`m glad you are a monkey woman too 

I was bitten by a boar 
I was gouged and I was gored 
But I pulled on through 

Yes, I`m a sack of broken eggs 
I always have an unmade bed 
Don`t you? 

Well, I hope we`re not too messianic 
Or a trifle too satanic 
We love to play the blues 

Well I am just a monkey man 
I`m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman
Monkey woman too, babe!

I`m a monkey! I`m a monkey! 
I`m a monkey man!  I`m a monkey man! 
I`m a monkey! I`m a monkey! I`m a monkey! I`m a monkey!
Monkey! monkey! monkey!.......