Got the Monday mornin` blues (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
Monday wasn`t really real (Yeah, yeah) 
Oh, lying on a naked bed (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
With an Alka Seltzer head (Yeah, yeah) 

Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin` down Newport Street 
Talkin` `bout Lu,  what ya gon` do? 
And I feel so bad 
Have you ever been had? 
I`ll dry out sweet Lucy 

Took an early morning shower (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
Well, I wasted `bout half an hour (Yeah, yeah) 
I heard the ringing of the bell (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
It`s Lucy with the cleaning towel (Yeah, yeah) 
Oh, I`m feelin` like the Sunday Times (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
Soaked in Californian wine (Yeah, yeah) 
Oh Lucy kicked me in the hole (Yeah, yeah, yeah) 
A Tennis worth of achin` bones (Ooh-ooh) 
Oh Lucy! Yep!

Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin` down Newport Street 
Lord, Lu, what ya gonna do? 
I feel so bad 
Have you ever been had? 
Got a dose from sweet lucy 

Oh Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin` down Newport Street 
Talkin bout Lu (who?) what ya gonna do? 

Oh and I feeling so bad 
Have you ever been had? 
Oh by sweet Lucy