I think it's kinda funny how ya think you're fuckin cool

Sean thinks you're a dingbat N' Doug thinks you're a tool

Well I see your band on T.V. 

Yer not what I wanna be

I'm just glad you are, and I'm not


Cause you're a twat


I hate your fuckin make-up and your pants are P.V.C.

You pull into the city in your brand new S.U.V.

Well I see you on MTV

Yer not what I wanna be

I'm just glad you are, and I'm not


Cause you're a twat


You fuckin sell-out, don't wanna hear ya pout

On how much dough you spend on coke

Pay-o-la's got you there. Go clean your underwear

You know you're such a fucking joke