I saw a flying saucer last night

It fell out of the sky

And crashed into my lawn 

These dudes were all dressed up

like evil creepy clowns

What the fuck is going on?


Killer klowns, killer klowns from outer space


They got their cotton candy guns

N' their evil fuckin grins

It makes me wanna piss my pants

Don't wanna be a hero. I'd rather fuckin run

If given half the chance

I wish they'd go back to where they came from

N' now they're here and everyone's gonna DIE DIE DIE DIE