This don't look like his hotel room
Laid out in the hall of the wrong hotel
She went out with a violent perfume
But came back like cheap fags and San Miguel

But they don't wanna go home right now
It's one down and the weekend's just begun
No, they don't wanna go back now
It's never done, they never wanna give it up

Please don't point the gun
The allegations have begun for those three days in the sun
Altercations just for fun
'Cause they're taking chances everywhere
What happens here, it stays right there
Nothing left to quite compare
And when they get back home
There's nothing to declare

Woke up feeling like a right prick
A long walk down the road to the right hotel
He didn't wanna make that conflict
But woke up on L plates and feeling unwell

But they don't wanna go home right now
It's one down and the weekend's just begun
No, they don't wanna go back now
It's never done, they never wanna give it up

Please don't point the gun
The allegations have begun for those three days in the sun
Altercations just for fun
'Cause they're taking chances everywhere
What happens here, it stays right there
Nothing left to quite compare
And when they get back home
There's nothing to declare

Out of sight, she's out his mind
He's been treading on a real fine line
Out of sight, he's out her mind
She's now in it for a real hard time

So, please don't point the gun
The allegations have begun for those three days in the sun
Altercations just for fun
'Cause they're taking chances everywhere
What happens here, it stays right there
Nothing left to quite compare
And when they get back home
There's nothing to declare

Taking chances everywhere
What happens here, it stays right there
Nothing left to quite compare
And when they get back home, there's nothing to declare