Open letter to the editor: here it comes?I'm sick and tired of this god damn love crap

I'm sick and tired of this alligator love trap

Hey October, won't you come and save the day



You are the one

You are so fresh

You are the one dragging me down

You are?

Oh baby, baby, your breaking my broken heart

And try not to rip my favorite shirt

One more thing, can I have the things that you borrowed from me

My self esteem, my stability, and my argyle socks



I'm down

Life boat

I'm trapped

Good luck?