by Grant Baciocco

v2.1 Copyright 1996 Global Comedy Network 

(Parody Of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts, Music by Michael Skloff, Lyrics By Allee Willis/David Crane/Marta Kauffman/Phil Solem/Danny Wilde)



Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends

The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends

So now I'm headed for the Barber's chair

Cause if there's one thing that I like about those girls, it's their hair.



I want hair like you

(Don't wanna be a slob)

I want hair like you

(Just get that cute little bob)

I want hair like you

And you'll have hair like me too.



Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show

And the young doctor never let's his hair grow.

He's got a sixty dollar crew cut

But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow.



I want hair like you 

(Cut it nice and short)

I want hair like you

(Like a sailor in a port)

I want hair like you

And you'll have hair like me too.



No one could ever tell me,

That I am too darn trendy.

I like being lead by my nose

Do what tv tells me



I go buy all the t-shirts

And all of the soundtracks

With all the bucks that I spend

I am a executives's dream...yeah



Who cares if people just stop and stare?

Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair.



I want hair like you

(Don't wanna be a slob)

I want hair like you

(Just get that cute little bob)

I want hair like you

And you'll have hair like me too.



I want hair like you

(Cut it nice and short)

I want hair like you

(Like a sailor in a port)

I want hair like you

And you'll have hair like me too.