It's the same ride on the same train
Sat here smelling like you
They call them scots for reason darling
They called me an idiot too

I think it must be the soap you use
It stays with me all day
They don't even bother pretending
There's plenty to suck but there's nothing to say

So thanks for having me
And your outstanding hospitality
And as far as I can see this is a much better way to be
Cause at least it gives us something to do
You do me and I do you
When no one else is taking the bait
It's easy to forget our mutual hate.