Another Mekong please
 Yes of course, you can keep the change
 A new glass here for this new friend of mine
 Forgive me, I've forgot your name
 Flip a coin
 What shall we talk about
 Heads I tell the truth
 Tails I lie

 I came all the way
 From Taipai today
 Now Bangkok's pouring rain
 and I'm going blind again
 And I ain't seen my girl
 in fifteen thousand miles

 Is it true
 It's always happy hour here
 If it is I'd like to stay a while
 And as cliche as it sounds
 I'd like to raise another round
 And if you bottles empty
 Help yourself to mine
 Thank you for your time
 And here's to life

 Barkeep
 We need to go around again
 One for me and what's his name
 My new best friend
 Deal me in
 And I'll pick my cards up off the floor
 I'll see my lucky coin
 And raise a pack of lies

 Smile to the girl at the door
 Another 4 dollar whore
 But don't look her in the eyes
 She'll break your heart

 We came all the way
 From Taipai today
 Now Bangkok's pissin' rain
 and we're going blind again
 And I ain't seen my girl
 in fifteen thousand miles

 Is it true
 It's always happy hour here
 If it is I'd like to stay a while
 And as cliche as it sounds
 I'd like to raise another round
 And if you bottles empty
 Help yourself to mine
 Thank you for your time
 And here's to life

 Is it true
 It's always happy hour here
 If it is I'd like to stay a while
 And as cliche as it sounds
 I'd like to raise another round
 And if you bottles empty
 Help yourself to mine
 Thank you for your time
 And here's to life