(One
One, two
One, two, three, four)
I want a big fat blonde to hold my hand
To keep this skinny boy from blowing away in the wind
I want a big fat blonde (SOO-EY!)
A big fat blonde
Mama mama mama keep your skinny girls at home
Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde
Me and my big fat blonde we like to fight and scratch
I know I'll be the loser of the wrestling match
With a big fat blonde (SOO-EY!)
Yes, a big fat blonde
Mama mama mama keep your skinny girls at home
Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde
Well I'm talking six-foot Swede
40-30-40
Amazon bomb shell
Tall damp and dirty
Talking six foot blonde
Hubba-hubba
HUBBA!
Well me and J D Salinger
Were sitting on your porch
I want a date with your sister
I'm doing it for
A big fat blonde (uh, uh)
Inside everybody there's a big fat blonde
If you don't believe me, take a look around!
Big fat blondes (SOO-EY!) everywhere
Big fat blondes
Mama keep those skinny girls at home
Cause skinny little me wants a big fat blonde