I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race
Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve
Just look at me and B-Face and try not to barf

        CHORUS:
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies

You're a bunch of rock stars, you're a bunch of lard
And I hate to tell you, your bassist's a retard
So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up those guitars
Quit beating off every night and smoking those cigars

        CHORUS

shut your fuckin' mouth