John Rioux was his hane

Screwing up was his game

Oh gosh he hates his folks

In fact, his whole life is a joke



Well he's only seventeen

He knows everything

His brain's malfunctioning



He's a teenage gluesniffer

Well he's a teenage gluesniffer

Well he's a teenage gluesniffer

Oh oh oh yeah

Oh oh oh yeah



Shane Problem is his name

Whacking off is his game

Girls all think he's a joke

His fanzine is a hoax



Well he's only twenty two

His diet is quite rude

Eat's Denny's and pukes



He's a teenage gluesniffer

Well he's a teenage gluesniffer

Well he's a teenage gluesniffer

Oh oh oh yeah

Oh oh oh yeah



He's an asshole

He's a bonehead

He's a jerkoff

He's a real waste case

He's a real waste case

He's a teenage gluesniffer

Well he's a teenage gluesniffer...