Have you heard about the big strong man

He lives in a caravan

Have you heard about the Jeffrey Johnson fight

Oh Lord what a hell of a fight



You can take all the heavyweights you've got (WHAT WE GOT?)

We've got a lad that can beat the whole lot

He used to work here as a doorman

Now he's gonna fight George Foreman



That's my brother, Sylveste (WHAT'S HE GOT?)

A row of forty medals on his chest (BIG CHEST!)

He killed fifty bad men in the West, he knows no rest

Speak of the man (HELL'S FIRE!), don't push (JUST SHOVE!)

Plenty of room for you and me



He's got an arm like a leg (LADY'S LEG!)

And a punch that would sink a battle ship (BIG SHIP!)

It takes all the army and the navy

To take the bra off George Best



repeat



He thought he'd take a trip to Italy

He thought that he'd go by sea

Jumped off the harbor in New York

And he swam like a man from Cork



He saw the Lusitania in distress (WHAT'D HE DO?)

He put the Lusitania on his chest (BIG CHEST!)

Drank all the water in the sea

And he walked all the way to Italy



That was my brother, Sylveste (WHAT'S HE GOT?)

A row of forty medals on his chest (BIG CHEST!)

He killed fifty bad men in the West, he knows no rest

Speak of the man (HELL'S FIRE!), don't push (JUST SHOVE!)

Plenty of room for you and me



He's got an arm like a leg (LADY'S LEG!)

And a punch that would sink a battle ship (BIG SHIP!)

It takes all the army and the navy

To take the bra off Mae West