"...here we are (see what happens)...face to face, a coupla of a silver
Spoons..."
"...a coupla of silver spoons (Ye-heah!)...signin' up, a coupla of silver
Spoons..."

I'm all out of nachos
I call my pal
"Whatcha gonna do?"
"I'm gonna go see 'Weird Al'"

My mom drives one way
Your mom drives home
Where's my ten gallon hat?
It's Sty-ro-phoam!

Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!

I've been known to shave
I got happenin' hormones
I think I'll call a girl
On the phone!

I've been known to bathe
My little head
Get me home by ten
I gotta be in bed!

I had to leave home
I felt so caged
But when i got to the arena
My mom had me paged!

PAGED!

Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!

Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
"Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!

Go! Yeah, Go! GO!

I Like 'Weird Al"
My brother likes "Weird Al"
My sister likes "Weird Al"
YOUR MOTHER LIKES "WEIRD AL"!

Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!

Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, ya gotta go!

Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
"Weird Al" show?
Are you going to the "Weird Al" concert?
Well, HIDDY!
HIDDY!
HO!