Grab your partner before you go

Swing 'em around to and fro

Teach em how to doe-si-doe

Last chance for a dance

Grab your partner while you can

Every woman, every man

Show them all that you still can

Last chance for a dance



Last chance for a dance

Last chance for a dance

Last chance for a dance

Last call for alcohol

Now's the time to take the plunge

Andy's doing it on the drums

Quick before they call the nuns

Last chance for a dance

Bobby does it on the bass

Staring out there into space

We all know he's off his face

Last chance for a dance



Last chance for a dance

Last chance for a dance

Last chance for a dance

Last call for alcohol



Tommy does it on the ol' banjo

Fiddler does it with his bow

If you squeeze you'll let him know

Last chance for a dance

Go on give that box a squeeze

Play that thing between your knees

Oh that boy he's such a tease

Last chance for a dance



Last chance for a dance

Last chance for a dance

Last chance for a dance

Last call for alcohol