Dirty Old Man
He's out on the town wearing black leather pants and a button down Whistling out of tune, the girls get nervous when he enters the room Scared to get caught in his gaze They've read and heard about his ways Rude , crude and deceitful He's chasing all the girls He's got some real bad lines: 'Hey baby, what's your sign?' Greasy hair, cheap cigars, sittin all alone at the end of the bar Whistling out of tune, the girls get nervous when he enters the room Scared to get caught in his gaze They've read and heard about his ways Rude crude and deceitful Just one of those people Well, he's hopeless, but hopeful He's rude crude and deceitful - dirty old man