Funny face, funny coz
I'm not happy inside funny face,
if you look real close my eyes have died funny face,
it's him you want but I'll do in his place funny face,
it's a slap slap slap in the face

is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator
is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator
is this the hand I've been dealt – where's my negotiator

funny face, lovers entwined but where is your mind
funny face, looks as though I need a lovers guide
funny face, do you know what it's like being second prize

you're all I've ever wanted but I wanted more of you,
all of you, more than you were willing to offer
even the parts you chose to hide, more of you,
all of you, more than you could ever imagine.