got off work and hit the Lounge, doors are locked no one's around
hit a cart scott hit popeye's, got a dog, he got some fries
group walks up and asks for cash, scott offers food, what a dumbass
they don't seem to like our answer, oh guess what they'll be back through here.
getting mugged on u street, oh this town just can't be beat,
in broad daylight they came on hard, now they get discounts with my safeway card
one comes back and wants two bucks, i give in to shut him up
reaches out to gank my wallet, so i tackled that dumbshit
his friends come back and they're seething, pardon us but i think we're leaving
we aren't too bright but this you know, we still came back and played the show.