Lay in bed all day
 And when I say I love her
 Well she rolls the other way
 But really she don't mean it
 Everything she says
 Still if I believe in love
 There's nothing wrong
 There's nothing wrong with my head
 Me and my old lady
 Sit and sip on wine
 And when she says she loves me
 Will I say that love is blind
 But really I don't mean it
 Everything I say
 Still if she believes in love
 There's nothing wrong
 There's nothing wrong with her head
 So what if we're making a scene now
 You know she don't give a shit
 When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
 You know I don't mind a bit
 It's all good and we
 Ain't gonna change now
 The world is unaware
 So if you want to go on and stare
 Cause we don't care
 She ain't no ball and chain
 Me and my old lady
 Suck each other dry
 And when in that position
 I'm the luckiest man alive
 Quenching our libidos
 Passing time away
 Now that I believe in love
 There's nothing wrong
 There's nothing wrong with my head