She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady

But my how things have changed since times moved on



I gave her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler

Oh my life has become a country song



I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me

And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on



Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

All day Long

It goes all day long



If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong



I guess I should admit it

She ain't never gonna quit it



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long



Spoken Voice:



Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny

God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney

(Her what?) her hiney

Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.

(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya

I used to roll her in the the clover, (mmm hmm) but my god those days are over

(Hallelulia!)



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

All day Long

She goes all day long



If some day they drop the big one,

I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone



It's alright if we say it

'cause the radio won't play it.



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long



It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long