She Ain't Pretty
The Northern Pikes

[Intro]    Ax3    D    Ax2   E  A  (x2)

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I had two jobs and i just wash hands ____and on the weekend in a rock & roll band
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One Friday night in my hometown bar in walked a girl who looked like a movie star


[Chorus]
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She stared at me and it was turning me on She said she worked in a beauty salon
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I heard a voice inside me say She ain't pretty she just looks that way


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We made a date to go for a drink _____I wore my jeans and she wore a mink
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There was this misconception all over town That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound


[Chorus]
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She said "Take me home, there won't be no fuss" ____I said "Sure you got some change for the bus"
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Watching her leave I heard the bartender say "She ain't pretty she just looks that way"


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So, uh, I called her up, her father was home ______ (Said "She's busy she can't come to the phone")
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_____I held my breath, decided to wait _______A guy like me doesn't get many dates


[Chorus]
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____I fell in love with a model from hell _____It took some time for my hormones to tell
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That chasing her has been a grave mistake She ain't pretty she just looks that way
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_____Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast But her personality didn't have the cash
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I laughed out loud to my total dismay She ain't pretty she just looks that way
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She ain't pretty she just looks that way, She ain't pretty, _____She ain't pretty____
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She ain't pretty, ____She ain't pretty she just looks that way