If anybody knows her I bet

They never chose her but it don't

Mean a thing



And pardon me for asking

Is it only in passing or did you give 

Her a ring



I'd do anything to hear you say

Ethyl my love

Ethyl my love



I never thought I'd see it

I want you to admit you're a sick boy 

And a fool



You're doing what you want and I know

You really want to be her Fred-boy

Ain't it cool



I'd do anything to hear you say

Ethyl my love

Ethyl my love



I could never do it

Baby I don't understand



And if you ever want to leave, babe

I don't think you ever can



Ethyl my love

Ethyl my love...