Stephanies of the world, unite

you've got nothing to lose but face

coordinate, organize, represent your case

they're issuing orders

down at headquarters

the Stephanie Party line

and you can do what you like

with Dwayne and Wayne and Spike and Ike and Mike



Stephanies!



Stephanies of the world, beware

you're running out of space

you've got Stephanies everywhere

they're crawling all over the place



and there's a definite lack of

keeping track of

numbers 2 through 5, 8, and 12

and no one knows what they said

to Todd and Rod and Ed and Ted and Fred



Stephanies!



It was Stephanie against Stephanie

till she thought of joining forces

she tried to be their leader then,

according to my sources

there's a limitless supply

with one born every minute

but she really only wants a world

with just one person in it



no one ever knew

it will hurt more when they do

and they will

you know the drill



Stephanies!